Ty Watches "The Toxic Avenger" (2023)

A while back I watched the original "Toxic Avenger". I had seen a few Troma movies prior to that one, but that was the main Troma movie I wanted to see. I had heard so many interesting things about it and the time had come to finally sit down and watch. And it was fine. It was pretty much what I expected. It was gory, silly, kind of stupid and upsetting at parts, purposely.

After seeing the original I happened to come across a new interpretation of "The Toxic Avenger". I saw that they had a solid cast and I kind of figured I would watch it at some point. Well that day was yesterday. I had some free time in the afternoon, I usually watch movies while folding laundry, so I decided to watch the remake, or reimagination.

What stood out right away to me was that this new version was going to be just as silly and slapstick as the original. The movie starts out with a voiceover by Peter Dinklage, he is the main character, but all the while he is doing voiceover, he is making jokes throughout. I was in from that moment on. I like Peter Dinklage. He was my favorite part of "Game of Thrones". I love his minor role in the MCU. His work in "Elf" is wonderful. He is as reliable as they come in Hollywood. And he is funny as hell. He gets to do a ton of jokes in this movie and I'm here for it. He also plays this put upon scaredy cat before he transforms and he nails that as well. And when he turns into Toxie, although the hero is played by someone else and voiced by Dinklage, his voice work is so perfect for this type of movie. I loved seeing him in a starring role in something goofy and gory. Dinklage has earned the right to star in more movies, and I hope he gets that chance soon.

Joining Dinklage is a pretty solid cast of actors. Jacob Tremblay plays his step son. He is an anxious riddled ball of nerves, and when he finally gets his voice, Tremblay does some good work. I had only seen him in "Good Boys" prior, which is an underrated movie, but seeing him in something like this was a nice change of pace. Taylour Paige plays a former worker of the corrupt company in the movie who is out to show the world how evil the company truly is. She is a very good actor, and I've never seen her do comedy before this. She is the "straight man" in this role, but when she needs to make a joke or a funny face or do anything comedic, she is up to task. Elijah Wood plays the injured brother of the CEO of the corrupt company. He is bald on top,  but has long stringy hair in the back. He uses a cane, talks with a raspy voice and needs an inhaler. He is head of security, but all I could glean security was in this movie was killing people who speak out against the company. Don't worry, minor spoiler, Wood does save someone near the end, but he still has a not so happy ending. And Kevin Bacon plays the CEO of the evil corporation, and he is so good as the villain. He is vile and mean. But he's also being controlled by a mob boss and he gets to play a scared person whenever that guy is around. Bacon has become so good at playing a villian, even in a silly movie like this, and he nails it here. The big fight between him and Dinklage at the end is pretty epic.

Besides the acting, the action and gore in this one is very over the top on purpose. Heads get ripped off, limbs get pulled around, multiple shots are fired to and about faces. It is an endless orgy of gore, but that is the whole idea of Troma movies. They purposely go over the top, and there's nothing left to the imagination. One of the bad guys gets half his head ripped off. Another bad guy gets his arm ripped off by accident. Dinklage uses a mop covered in acid to fight off the bad guys. They do a throwback to the classic fast food restaurant scene in this movie and it gets way more amped up and violent here.

This new version of “The Toxic Avenger” is, overall, a better movie because people make better movies now. That's just a fact. But I think I prefer the original a little more. I like the whole low fi idea of the original movie. But this one is still very funny and a good time. You need to know what you're getting yourself into when you watch a Troma movie, and if you can deal with the gore and goofiness, I'd recommend both the original and this reimagination of "The Toxic Avenger". They're a good time for what they are. 

Ty

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Better Late Than Never on "The Toxic Avenger"

Editor’s Note: This article is about the original 1984 film and not the recent version starring Peter Dinklage.

A few weeks back, when I was watching "scary" movies, I came across "The Toxic Avenger". Look, I'm not much for gross out movies, but something about "The Toxic Avenger" kept calling out to me. I once saw a Troma movie a long time ago and I didn't particularly care for it. It was odd and goofy and disgusting. I know that Trey Parker and Matt Stone made one that I had planned on seeing, but I never got around to it. But, after reading the synopsis, I decided I was going to pull the trigger and watch "The Toxic Avenger".

This movie was gross, but let's not get it twisted, this is a comedy. This movie was funny. It was stupid and pointless and gory and mean and wrong, but it was also funny. The whole idea, a nerdy gym worker gets tricked into doing something embarrassing, and when he is running away he ends up in some toxic ooze which transforms him into the Toxic Avenger. Leading up to that, this movie was wild. The bad guys play a game where they run people down for points. I remember hearing about this game as a kid, but I never knew where it came from. From now on I'm going to have to assume that it came from this movie. And these villains were horrible. They were doing drugs and running down kids. They were drinking and driving. They took advantage of everyone they could and had no remorse for it. At one point the two dudes go out and acost an old lady just to steal her car. While these villains are doing villainous activity, the Toxic Avenger is finding out what he has become. And what he has become is a crime fighting superhero. The Toxic Avenger's whole identity has become stopping all the bad guys in Tromaville, which, chef's kiss on the name of the town. The Toxic Avenger stops guys who are looking for a fight. This scene, with the main guy and the three bad guys is one of the funniest things I've seen in a movie in a long time. Then there's an attempted robbery, where they hurt a dog, and the Toxic Avenger goes to town on these dudes. He puts one guy's hands in the fryer. He also meets his girlfriend here, who happens to be blind. I wonder if the whole "Fantastic Four" relationship between The Thing and his girlfriend was copied from this, or if this movie copied from "Fantastic Four". The movie culminates when the town mayor wants to get rid of the Toxic Avenger, but the town has grown to love him. They want to protect him. And they do. And, spoiler alert, the Toxic Avenger rips out the mayor's guts, and the whole town cheers. The mayor was corrupt by the way.

This movie has a very thin and easy to follow plot. But it was the comedy that made me finish the whole thing. I wasn't too interested in the gore or some of the language in the movie. I don't think I'll be going back to watch any more Troma movies in the near future. But I am glad that I watched this movie. It was exactly what I thought it was going to be, and that was silly and goofy. The guy that played the Toxic Avenger before he switched played the best nerd I've seen since the nerds on "Saved By the Bell". The amount of nudity was plentiful. The jokes came and they never stopped, which I loved. It felt like the actors knew what they were doing and they had fun with it, especially the blind girl. In no world would I ever believe she was blind, but she had fun with this one, and I respect the hell out of that. And the villains were so heinous and vile and gross, which is just how they were supposed to be. I hated them so much and that was when I knew they did their job.

Movies like "The Toxic Avenger", and Troma movies in general are not very good. But I can see why they have an audience. These movies are made for niche fans and I do kind of understand what they enjoy about them. So I guess, in the end, I found "The Toxic Avenger" to be fun but I will probably never revisit it again. 

Ty

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