Better Late Than Never on "The Toxic Avenger"

Editor’s Note: This article is about the original 1984 film and not the recent version starring Peter Dinklage.

A few weeks back, when I was watching "scary" movies, I came across "The Toxic Avenger". Look, I'm not much for gross out movies, but something about "The Toxic Avenger" kept calling out to me. I once saw a Troma movie a long time ago and I didn't particularly care for it. It was odd and goofy and disgusting. I know that Trey Parker and Matt Stone made one that I had planned on seeing, but I never got around to it. But, after reading the synopsis, I decided I was going to pull the trigger and watch "The Toxic Avenger".

This movie was gross, but let's not get it twisted, this is a comedy. This movie was funny. It was stupid and pointless and gory and mean and wrong, but it was also funny. The whole idea, a nerdy gym worker gets tricked into doing something embarrassing, and when he is running away he ends up in some toxic ooze which transforms him into the Toxic Avenger. Leading up to that, this movie was wild. The bad guys play a game where they run people down for points. I remember hearing about this game as a kid, but I never knew where it came from. From now on I'm going to have to assume that it came from this movie. And these villains were horrible. They were doing drugs and running down kids. They were drinking and driving. They took advantage of everyone they could and had no remorse for it. At one point the two dudes go out and acost an old lady just to steal her car. While these villains are doing villainous activity, the Toxic Avenger is finding out what he has become. And what he has become is a crime fighting superhero. The Toxic Avenger's whole identity has become stopping all the bad guys in Tromaville, which, chef's kiss on the name of the town. The Toxic Avenger stops guys who are looking for a fight. This scene, with the main guy and the three bad guys is one of the funniest things I've seen in a movie in a long time. Then there's an attempted robbery, where they hurt a dog, and the Toxic Avenger goes to town on these dudes. He puts one guy's hands in the fryer. He also meets his girlfriend here, who happens to be blind. I wonder if the whole "Fantastic Four" relationship between The Thing and his girlfriend was copied from this, or if this movie copied from "Fantastic Four". The movie culminates when the town mayor wants to get rid of the Toxic Avenger, but the town has grown to love him. They want to protect him. And they do. And, spoiler alert, the Toxic Avenger rips out the mayor's guts, and the whole town cheers. The mayor was corrupt by the way.

This movie has a very thin and easy to follow plot. But it was the comedy that made me finish the whole thing. I wasn't too interested in the gore or some of the language in the movie. I don't think I'll be going back to watch any more Troma movies in the near future. But I am glad that I watched this movie. It was exactly what I thought it was going to be, and that was silly and goofy. The guy that played the Toxic Avenger before he switched played the best nerd I've seen since the nerds on "Saved By the Bell". The amount of nudity was plentiful. The jokes came and they never stopped, which I loved. It felt like the actors knew what they were doing and they had fun with it, especially the blind girl. In no world would I ever believe she was blind, but she had fun with this one, and I respect the hell out of that. And the villains were so heinous and vile and gross, which is just how they were supposed to be. I hated them so much and that was when I knew they did their job.

Movies like "The Toxic Avenger", and Troma movies in general are not very good. But I can see why they have an audience. These movies are made for niche fans and I do kind of understand what they enjoy about them. So I guess, in the end, I found "The Toxic Avenger" to be fun but I will probably never revisit it again. 

Ty

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