An Ode to the New Pizza and Cool Ranch Doritos

I'll be taking the week off after today, so I wanted to leave you all until next Monday with what I consider to be some hard hitting material. Let’s go.

This is the time of year where we eat far too much as people. We stuff ourselves and blame it on the holidays. I am not immune to this either. I feel like if I run nine miles on Thanksgiving morning I can go nuts, thus negating all that running I did in the morning. But I will still do it, most likely, I am on Wegovy so who knows what that will do to my body, but I plan on eating more than normal. I also know that "Stranger Things" is coming back either today or tomorrow for everyone to stream on Netflix. I don't watch that show, so the hype is nonsense to me.

But, and this is me getting to the hard hitting news that I want to dive into, "Stranger Things" and Doritos have some kind of deal together right now and I recently tried their new flavor of Doritos. The whole "Stranger Things" of it all had nothing to do with me buying it, it was the flavor that I noticed and that was what intrigued me. As a kid I used to love pizza flavored chips. I don't believe Doritos ever had a straight up pizza flavor, but I remember other brands did and I used to house those bags whenever I could get my hands on them. And, for me, the best flavor of Doritos is the cool ranch. It is tangy and zesty and hits all the notes I want my savory snacks to hit. Well, this flavor was pizza and cool ranch. I was all in the moment I saw that. I will say, the bag was cool and retro. It had a late 80's early 90's look to it. I don't know from "Stranger Things", but the color way on the bag was dark and cool. Whatever the execs did to market these, it for sure worked on me. I bought them and tried them that very day.

I loved these chips from the first bite. I heard "Doughboys" try them on a recent episode and they were not fans. I couldn't disagree more with them. These were exactly what I wanted. The pizza flavor was definitely there. The food scientists messed with the flavor just enough to give it a pizza flavor. And for those who may be asking me what is "pizza flavor", let me explain. The pizza part of these chips tastes like the sauce on a pizza. The sauce is my favorite part. I don't know what it is, or why for that matter, but when I eat pizza the main thing I look for first is the flavor and extent of the sauce. I like my pizza to have more sauce than most and I like when it has a zip to it. That is the taste I got from the pizza in these chips. It was nice and zesty. It reminded me of old school Pizza Hut pizza. I don’t like Pizza Hut anymore, but as a kid, they had so much sauce that it was always my go to when my folks asked where I wanted pizza from. I believe that is why I like Cecil Whittaker's here in Saint louis so much. Sure, they load up the toppings, and they use a nice provel and mozzarella mix, but they also have the best sauce and they are generous with how much they put on each pizza. Then, to button it with cool ranch, that's a chef's kiss for me. The cool ranch makes these chips tangier and gives me all the good feelings I get when I dip my pizza in the ranch. That's one of my favorite things to do at a pizza spot. I like to get pizza and then ask for a side of ranch to dip the pizza in. It makes it taste better to me. It is even better if I get wings and ranch, dip the wings in first and then the pizza. Then I have a buffalo ranch that I dip my slices in and it is the best. That is the exact flavor I get out of these new Doritos.

I don't know if these are here to stay, but I'm hopeful they are. I am all in on this flavor. I like the meshing of two different flavors in one bite. I'm always mixing salty with sweet, and here I get to do two savory flavors that I really enjoy quite a bit. I love these chips and I recommend them to anyone that is a fan of pizza dipped in ranch. These will hit the spot. Enjoy the holiday and I will see you all back here on Monday. 

Ty

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