Best of 2023 - Movies

This week I'll be doing my "Best Of" lists. As I do every year, I will do my personal top 5 picks in movies, music, television, podcasts and sports. I enjoy doing these. I like to go back and see other people's lists and see if I agree or disagree. It's also a good way to reflect on the year in pop culture for me, and to see what I have missed and need to catch up on over the next few months. I'm going to start with my top 5 movies of 2023.

Before I get into my list it needs to be said that I have not yet seen "Oppenheimer", "Poor Things", "The Holdovers" and many other movies I am excited to see. I have two young kids involved in many after school activities, so getting to the movies is a tough one for me. Just keep that in mind.

Coming in at number 5 for me in 2023 is "Cocaine Bear". This movie has a senseless and, for lack of a better word, stupid plot. A wild bear ingests some cocaine that has fallen out of a plane and goes on a rampage. And I loved every second of this movie. I was howling at some of the things I saw. This movie is hilarious. It is also incredibly gory. This movie has some of the most gruesome kills that I have ever seen in a movie. The actors are clearly having a good time, led by Kerri Russell who is magnetic. The story, as I said, is so dumb, but the writers and actors took it all in stride and really made something entertaining, funny, gory and an absolute blast. I did watch it on Peacock, but I kind of wished I got out to the theater to see it. This deserves to be seen on a big screen. "Cocaine Bear" is one of the funnest movies that came out all year.

At number 4 I have "M3GAN". Here we have another gruesome and gory movie. What does that say about me? That is for another day I guess. "M3GAN" is "Robocop" for a new generation. The doll of M3GAN is meant to be a comfort to a girl who loses her folks to a car accident at the beginning of the movie. M3GAN is not that. She is a murderous doll who will stop at nothing to protect this young girl. At times I sided with the doll. Other times, the things she did were horrendous. But the movie kept my attention. The dance that the doll does coming out of an elevator has become very viral and very big in pop culture. Allison Williams continues to prove time and again how good of an actor she can be with proper material. The young girl that plays Williams' niece does a great job. But this movie is all about the idea of AI becoming more destructive than good and how we try to come to grips with all of that. I was astounded that a movie like this could make me think of things like AI and all the good and bad it could bring. "M3GAN" is a total blast and I have watched it way more than once since it came to streaming.

At number 3 I have "John Wick: Chapter 4". These movies continue to get bigger, more and more violent, more and more outrageous and longer and longer. And I am totally here for it. "JW4" is an achievement in non-stop action in a nearly 3 hour movie. There are so many beautifully violent choreographed action scenes that come at you relentlessly. This movie is long, the longest in the series to date, but it never drags. There is always something to keep your attention. They find ways to keep the story moving from one movie to the next. I cannot imagine they are going to stop anytime soon because these movies keep adding characters and keep having John Wick stick around. Keanu Reeves is doing some of the best work of his career with this character. It is a perfect fit for him. I cannot wait for the next chapter to come out and see where they go from here. "John Wick" is the best action series that has come out in a long time. I hope they keep making these and they keep making each one longer and longer.

At number 2 I have "Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse". I don't know how they do it, but these are the coolest looking movies I have ever watched. I feel like it is watching a comic book come to life. The way they weave in multiverses is the best way to do it. You need to be animated for all of this to make any kind of sense, and the writers here are at the top of their game. The way they have introduced us to multiple Miles Morales' is an achievement unto itself. I don't even care that the movie ends on a major cliffhanger. That just means I get to see another one of these exceptional movies. I do have superhero fatigue, but not with the "Spider Verse" movies. These movies tell the best, and most intriguing superhero stories. Give me more and more of these, just like "John Wick".

Finally, at number 1 I have "Barbie". There is no better movie that came out this year. "Barbie" is an instant classic. To take a toy and make a movie this profound and intriguing, Greta Gerwig and Noah Baumbach are true geniuses. Gerwig's idea for this movie was perfect and no one else could have done what she did with this movie. She made a movie about Barbie that is going to go down in history as an all time classic. Margot Robbie and Ryan Gosling need to be considered for Oscars. So does America Ferrera. To give these famous Barbies and Kens faces, like Issa Rae and Simu Liu, was such a wonderful idea. My wife and I took our kids to see it and they both seemed to have a good time. I have not stopped humming "I'm Just Ken" since I saw this movie this summer. I will think about random scenes daily and laugh or contemplate my life. Margot Robbie gave a masterclass in making this plastic doll come to life. I had super high expectations before seeing this movie and it well surpassed any of those with flying colors. "Barbie" is an achievement unlike any other on this, or anyone else's best of 2023 list. It was always going to be "Barbie" for me, I just had to see it and see it on a big screen. It is now streaming, so if you haven't seen it yet, rectify that and watch it instantly. You will be blown away.

Those are my top 5 movies of 2023. Come back tomorrow for my top 5 albums/music I discovered, or rediscovered this year. 

Ty

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Ty Watches "M3GAN"

Last night I watched "M3GAN" on Peacock. I really wanted to see this movie. I remember seeing the trailer and trying to get someone to go to the theaters with me to see it. I could not convince anyone I knew. Even after it got solid reviews, no one was interested. So I waited. My wife is on a work trip and my kids were in bed, so last night was my best opportunity.

I absolutely loved this movie. I was on board for everything they did in this movie. I had heard some people compare it to "Chucky" and "Robocop". Those people were 100 percent correct. "M3GAN" is scary, goofy, silly, hilarious at times and does a great job of taking on modern insecurities most people have. When I was texting my wife after watching last night I told her it was the funniest "Black Mirror" episode I have ever seen. And that is as big a compliment as I can give this movie.

For people that may not know, "M3GAN" is about a little girl who loses her parents in a car wreck. She goes to live with her aunt, who is an advanced toy designer, and she creates this doll to play with her. As you can imagine, with modern day technology, the doll becomes sentient and aims to hurt/kill anyone who harms the young girl she has been paired to. This movie does a fantastic job not taking itself too seriously. There were moments where I was cracking up. Anytime Megan sings in the movie it was funny to me. It was also creepy as hell. They did a wonderful job straddling that line. The writers, directors and actors all did a great job being funny without being cheeky, and being scary without jump scares. The movie is also a slow burn when it comes to the full Megan story arc. The writers really take their time to tell the story of this movie. They want to establish these characters. They clearly leave space in there for sequels to be made. Stuff like that makes me happy as a watcher. I want to know these people. One of the reasons I love "Robocop" so much is because they tell his backstory. They do the same in "M3GAN".

Allison Williams excels in this movie. She is believable as this tech genius put in an impossible situation. She is also believable as a person who keeps to herself, who doesn't have time for nonsense and who really wants to help her niece. She also has some hilarious moments in this movie. I enjoyed her acting quite a bit. The young girl, Cady, did a fantastic job as well. She played her horrible situation to perfection. But it was the people behind Megan who made this movie as fun as it was to watch. Megan is such a great idea for a character and they pulled it off so damn well. Anytime she got that desire to harm someone, I was frightened of her. When she would do these horrible acts, it grossed me out. She ripped off an ear and did some terrible things with a power washer. When she starts to become a person unto herself she is as creepy as it gets. The fight scenes are truly amazing as well. And that dance, the dance that took over the country for a bit, was totally worth the hype. It was dope.

I think what I liked most was the take on modern technology and how kids can become addicted. It spoke volumes. It rang almost too true. When Cady doesn't get to see Megan for short bursts, she loses it and that scared me as much as anything else meant to scare me in this movie. I like when people take on modern technology and point out its many foibles.

I loved watching this movie. I knew what I was in for and did not take it too seriously and that is the way to watch. As I stated before, the comparisons to "Chucky" and "Robocop" are perfect. That is the only way to watch a movie like "M3GAN". I definitely recommend it and it is a total blast. The laughs and scares are there and I cannot wait to see where they take it from here. 

Ty

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