Do remember when OJ Simpsons was a goofy lovable guy and not a horrible monster? Shawn Kemp could do no wrong, until he got a lot of women pregnant and was wasting money on cocaine. Not all of our sports heroes turned out so bad, some just shill for bad divorce lawyers. Join us and remember the great sports icons of generation x and the millennial generation. Who can we root for today, and hope they do not disappoint us in the future?
One sunny day a Generation Xer was walking down the street listening to his Sony Discman, Radiohead's Karma Police was the song, when he ran into a Millennial who had his iPod touch ready to play the latest Black Keys song. The electrical energy generated between the old and new caused an explosion forcing the two to merge. Out of the smoke the X-Millennial Man emerged. He came to be the greatest critic of Pop Culture since... 1982?