Taking Joy in the Lakers Failures

The Lakers were officially eliminated from the NBA playoffs last night and I have come to the site today to be the biggest Lakers hater you can find. I

want to start off by first going at JJ Reddick. I knew, deep in my soul, that he was going to show the world how unprepared and under qualified he was to be an NBA head coach. He took the wrong step at every turn in this series. He was so vastly outcoached by Chris Finch that it was glorious for me to watch. His substitution patterns were all wrong, he played his starting five for an entire half, including never resting 40 year old LeBron James and he moaned and groaned whenever the media would call him out on his poor decisions and poor coaching techniques. Reddick is a fraud, shouldn't be anywhere near a coaches bench in the NBA and, even while coaching a team to the 3 seed in the West, he proved how bad a decision it was for the Lakers front office to hire him as a head coach. He got his ass whooped up and down the floor by Finch and his staff and I loved every single second of it. It was schadenfreude for me in all its gloriousness.

Next, every single media person who crushed the Mavs and Nico Harrison and the front office for the trade, how do you feel now? Yes, this was a massive, massive trade, but both teams are out of the playoffs and they both went out unceremoniously. Neither the Mavs nor the Lakers made anything out of the trade. Sure, the Lakers won some games late in the regular season and looked like they might be on the precipice of making a playoff run, but they were easily ousted by the Timberwolves. The Mavs won one play-in game and then were bounced by the Grizzlies. Anthony Davis limped off the floor in that game and it seems like he may be hurt going into next year. Each team had one win during the play-in/playoffs. Each team looked overmatched with their opponent. Each team is already on to the offseason. As far as the on court results, this trade is basically moot. And the prize of the trade, Doncic, was exposed as the poor defender he has always been in the NBA and his offense, which some people have referred to as "genius", was not that good at all in five games. He looked tired, overmatched and not engaged. People will make excuses for him, that is what major media does now with this guy for some reason, but what I saw on the court was not great. He is never in shape and he doesn't really seem engaged unless he is the focal point of the team he is playing for.

LeBron, for the first time in his wonderful career, looked old. He just couldn't keep up with the young guys on the Timberwolves. He looked gassed, especially after the game where he played the entire second half. He says he isn't sure if he will be back next season, I don't buy it, but this is the first time I've seen him look old. He is too good to go out now, but add another year for him and the playoff push might be a little too much for him. I don't want to see it happen, but father time is undefeated.

Finally, I want to shout out Rudy Gobert. He was magical in last night's closeout game. He ended the night with 27 points and 24 rebounds. He dominated the Lakers on both ends of the floor. Prior to this series he was a laughingstock and the main talking point of who was going to be played off the floor first. Even during game 2, Luka Doncic had the gall to hit a three pointer on exclaim, "sub him out". All Gobert did after that was play pretty great defense and had what is most likely his best game as a pro last night. He has a ton of flaws, and his attitude when the NBA shut down due to Covid will always anger me, but a little part of me was so stoked to see him dominate the way he did last night and to do it all in Doncic's smug, stupid face. I loved it. It was glorious, hilarious and awesome. Gobert is often an afterthought, but he changed that narrative last night. He actually has help defensively on the perimeter and he is able to get back to his defense that we all saw when he was on the Jazz.

I know that I'm being a hater, and I'm sure some people will let me know how much of a hater I am in the comments, but this is great for me. The Lakers bowing out like this in the first round as the higher seed is just like watching Duke get beat in the men's NCAA tournament or the Cowboys blowing a playoff game or the Yankees blowing it in the World Series. I love to hate this team and that will never change. Now I can watch the playoffs with joy. Thank you Timberwolves, thank you so much. 

Ty

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